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1. (PMS) (14391↑, 2228↓)
A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

OMFG\! SHE HAS PMS\!\!\! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES\!\!\!\! *explosions and screams*

Author: PSisTEHsuxxors http://pms.urbanup.com/523478
2. (PMS) (4329↑, 1286↓)
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies. The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational [psycho] [bitch] which froths at the mouth with [rage] and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.

I'd rather be in [Hell] than to be around a womsn with PMS.

Author: urban pervert http://pms.urbanup.com/48456
3. (PMS) (3216↑, 866↓)
a time when you should avoid all women; major moodswings; i.e. watch your back, ho.

Girl: I hate you\! Boy: What did I do? Girl: Oh my god, I love you\! Boy: What?

Author: RENThead006 http://pms.urbanup.com/291235
4. (PMS) (2714↑, 827↓)
The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.

Adam probably accepted the forbidden fruit from Eve, because she was premenstral. Can't say I blame him; I'd choose the wrath of God over a woman with PMS any old day.

Author: Tr0gd0rBurnin8or http://pms.urbanup.com/846176
5. (PMS) (1431↑, 477↓)
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. An array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman's body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. Can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.

PMS is no fun for anyone.

6. (PMS) (1618↑, 756↓)
innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period

they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken

7. (pms) (1118↑, 529↓)
PMS stands for premenstrual syndrome, but it can even occur during or after menstruation. Symptoms of PMS include abdominal cramps, bloating, irritability, breast tenderness, occasional cravings for sweet or very salty foods, and hormonal imbalances that cause mood swings. Since males don't have periods, they act like insensitive jackasses when the women around them are suffering from PMS. Those stuck-up dickless monkeys can't get any ass, so they call their girlfriends bitches and blow everything out of proportion. Sure, sometimes PMS can cause a girl to get a little bitchy, but those douchebags act like a PMSing woman is a nuclear bomb that's been unleashed on the city. All they think about is themselves, they don't even give a crap when their girl is crying out in pain because the girl is just "being a dramatic bitch". A guy will accuse a girl of PMSing even if she gets mad at him for something that's his own fault, such as being a complete dickhole.

Sally: Bob, you look stupid with those pencils in your nose. Bob: You bitch\!\! Why are you acting like a psycho?\! You must be PMSing\!\!\! Sally: WTF are you talking about, you moron? Bob: RUN AWAY SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH\!\!\!\!\!\! OH MY GOD SHE'S GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF\!\!\!\! Sally: Whatever\!

Author: K-Chan The Abominable Space Bunny http://pms.urbanup.com/1851589
8. (PMS) (1439↑, 854↓)
Pass Me the Shotgun

She is must be having pms stay out of her way today\!\!\!

9. (PMS) (535↑, 136↓)
Something guys think THEY have to deal with.

God, that [bitch] is PMSing again.

10. (PMS) (588↑, 247↓)
A powerful demon that summons itself into the body of a woman once a month for about a week.

Dude, my girlfriend is suffering from PMS, don't get near.

11. (PMS) (534↑, 215↓)
I had realized that mostly guys had written about pre menstrual syndromes and FYI:THEY DON'T EVEN GO THROUGH IT\!\!\! And, not every female goes through PMS that effects their mood. I read that it actually depends how much estrogen intake you have and some foods are neuro-transmitters, resulting in moodswings. So,let me just get to the point: PMS (pre menstrual syndrome) is caused by the uterus shedding its lining because a female's monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies. TAKE THIS FROM A FEMALE, PPLZ\!

Guys, girls with PMS won't kill you\!\!\!

12. (PMS) (316↑, 75↓)
when a girl is on her period and gets mad when you say something that would normally just piss her off a little bit. this is probably because she's experiencing horrible cramps while at the same time being accused of using her period as an excuse not to please her man. whoever thinks a period is torture for MEN is seriously misguided. swallow a ravenous squirrel, sit there until it claws itself out while a tampon is up your ass and maybe you'll feel differently.

not all girls go through bad PMS, like me, for instance. i'm lucky that way, I usually just curl up in pain and try to avoid any talking.

Author: ihateperiods. http://pms.urbanup.com/2827142
13. (PMS) (274↑, 73↓)
A curse. A symbol of unfairness. An uncontrollable Hell that fulfills all the things that can make a woman sad: fatness, ugliness, and ickiness. It occurs a week or days before a woman's period. During this time, men will drive women to become lesbians for the simple fact they are insensitive and cynical towards this cruel suffering that women go through. Oh, so your mad because you can't get no ass, freak? PMS will make a woman wish she was never born female. Penis envy can occur.

I have PMS as I write this. I want to die. And I don't just have any ol' type of PMS. I have a severe, psychotic form of PMS called PMDD that causes me to have temporary bipolar disorder. I'm not kidding.

Author: twistedbabydoll http://pms.urbanup.com/2539946
14. (PMS) (306↑, 179↓)
A condition where women, before their period, experience these symptoms: A- Anxiety: irritable, crying without reason, verbally and sometimes physically abuse, feeling "out of control", or Dr. Jekyl-Mr. Hyde behavior changes. D- Depression: confused, clumsy, forgetful, withdrawn, fearful, paranoid, suicidal thoughts and rarely suicidal actions. C- Cravings: food cravings, usually for sweets or chocolate; dairy products including cheese, and on occasion, alcohol or food in general. H- Heaviness or Headache: Fluid retention leading to headache, breast tenderness, abdominal bloating and weight gain. But not as many women as people believe have PMS. Sometimes people are just bitchy because things are happening in their lives. But with all those symptoms, it's hard not to feel crappy and mean, no?

PMS is no excuse to be a bitch. Suck it up.

Author: Angus the superduck http://pms.urbanup.com/1312463
15. (pms) (190↑, 65↓)
P: Pre. M:Menstrual. S: Syndrome Also... Part Monster Syndrome Pity Me Syndrome Pain and Murder Syndrome Lotsa syndromes... PMS is when a girl's (who has gone through puberty but not reached menopause) uterus sheds its nasty ol' layer of mucus and blood because her egg hasnt been fertilized that month. That's the technical term. Here's what it means for us guys out there: WATCH YOUR BACK. These crazy moodswings and temper tantrums will get you to hell faster then you can say "PLEASEDONTSTABMEWITHTHEKNIFE". Just stay back and don't try to help, cuz that makes it worse. You really can't fix it, and then the girl just gets all pshycho bitch sensitive and either A. Shuns you B. Yells at you C. Starts crying or D. Pulls out her concealed weapon. PMS is something girls gotta live with and guys gotta live with (yes, i acknowledge that girls have the worse part of the deal, but A. that is not our fault so don't take it out on us and B. we can't do anything about it so don't take it out on us even more for trying our best to help.)

Girl: Oucheeee i have cramps\! Guy: Aww baby lemme try and make you fell a lil better\! Girl:...what did you say? Guy:I just said i wanted to make you feel better =) Girl: DON'T EVEN TRY, OK? GOD MEN ARE SO INSENSITIVE. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIN??\!?\! Guy: I know you are, I'm just trying to help\! Girl: Pulls out concealed weapon (told you she'd do it\!) GET OUT\!\!\!\!\!\! Guy: This is my house... Girl: Don't get sassy with me\! Guy:...? Girl: *sigh* I'm so tired\! (collapses on floor) Guy: Are you ok??? Girl: *Wakes up* how DARE you wake me up from my nap\! *starts crying* I love you so damn much\! Guy: What the hell Girl: DON'T YELL AT ME\! Guy: I'm outta here... Girl: DON'T LEAVE ME PLEASE\! I'M SO LONELY\!\!\!...hmmm I WANT SOME CAKE. No, i'm too fat\! Am I too fat? YOU THINK I'M FAT\! Guy: I'll be back in a week...*shakes fist angrily* CURSE YOU PMS\!\!\!

Author: Iwishihadapineapple http://pms.urbanup.com/3066078
16. (PMS) (162↑, 55↓)
1. PRE-MENSTRUAL SYNDROME 2. Period Menstrual Cycle 3. Period Mood Swings A bad time of the month for most women. -a discharging of blood, secretions, and tissue debris from the uterus that recurs in nonpregnant human and other primate females of breeding age at approximately monthly intervals and that is considered to represent a readjustment of the uterus to the nonpregnant state following proliferative changes accompanying the preceding ovulation-

pms= jrfela;ntmelamr,e.a/mdsa

17. (PMS) (122↑, 22↓)
1. A time that is far more unpleasant for women than for men. 2. The reason the [pill] is such a blessing.

If you felt like this, you'd be grumpy too. The pill = skippable periods = no PMS

18. (PMS) (106↑, 20↓)
(Pre Menstral Sydrome) The time of the month when a girl has her period. She becomes bloated has stomach aches, head aches, becomes moody because her hormones go fucking crazy (remember being a teenager?), and to top it all off, bleeds uncontrollably out her vagina. This can begin as early as age eight (Nature is an unforgiving bitch) or as late as the age sixteen (Nature taugths those who got their curse in third grade) Sometimes earlier or later. Most men often do not understand this because they have never expirenced it and often say that she is just being a bitchy cunt because she can be.

(btw most guys that I met that even have a small headcold are really bitchy and lash out at every one so I think that men would be way worse then women at having PMS, but maybe thats just the guys I know)

19. (PMS) (79↑, 15↓)
PREmenstrual syndrome. I'm surprised to see how dumb people are. This is NOT a period\!\! This is a time BEFORE a period when there are hormonal imbalances causing the symptoms that men hate. But woman can't help it so don't criticize them because you don't know what it's like.

Sometimes I feel stupid afterward when I overreact about things because of my bad PMS...

20. (PMS) (233↑, 169↓)
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. What women go through if they aren't pregnant. Women on PMS tend to be [bitchy], and [angry] for no reason. If your friend is on it, RUN FOR YOU LIFE\!

There isn't much I envy about gay guys, but at least their boyfriends don't have PMS.

Author: Militant Liberal http://pms.urbanup.com/1192631
21. (PMS) (79↑, 24↓)
A phrase used by an [asshat] man as an argument-ending device to discredit a woman's entirely valid criticisms of him, especially to a public audience of other males. The use of the phrase 'pre-menstrual' will be applied regardless of what point in her menstrual cycle she is, or if she even menstruates at all. Any attempt to point this inaccuracy out will be shouted down with an exclamation of "Ew\! [TMI]\!"

Female Coworker: Harry, could you please not loudly discuss your sex tour to Amsterdam whilst I am on the phone to a client? It is rather unbusinesslike. Male Asshat Coworker: Oooo... *to whole office* SALLY'S PMSing\! Run for your lives\!

22. (PMS) (64↑, 26↓)
The time of the month when men need to be the MOST understanding of women but instead act like immature assholes and do everything from blaming little arguments with a girl on PMS to cheating on a girlfriend or spouse because she has PMS. Guys, seriously, all girls want is to feel like you care, even when we are being completely irrational. Think how irrational you'd be if you were experiencing pain like that of constantly being kicked in the nuts while passing a kidney stone.

Girl: I hate you\! I never want to see you again\! Guy: Sweetie, I know you don't mean that. *hug* Girl: Well... I guess I overreacted a little. I do have PMS this week.

23. (PMS) (41↑, 8↓)
When a girl has certain symptoms before/during their period. EX: headaches, bloating, feeling fat, feeling icky, mood-swings, tiredness, etc. GUYS WHO THINK THAT THEY GO THROUGH SO MUCH WHEN A WOMAN IS PMSING are selfish dicks who don't realize what a woman goes through and will have to go through for most of their life. Think about it our way. If you were bleeding from your ass and had to have a pad on your butt, wet and sticky from blood for 4-6 hours, OR have a tampon stuck up your ass, and still have to have a pantyliner in just in case, you'd be pretty bitchy too. It's even worse at school or work, where you barely have any time to change it, so there's a possibility that the pad will have to stay there for the WHOLE DAY. Not to mention the constant fear of your period leaking through, or the cramps. Imagine having someone kick your balls repeatedly, and while that's happening, your SO is complaining about how he has to hear you whine. All the guys think it's SO horrible, because they get yelled at occasionally and have to deal with mood swings. You don't even know the half of it. Another thing. We HATE it when guys just assume we're on our period, even if we are. It's like saying that girls are incapable of being mad without it having to do with their menstrual cycle.

Girl: Ugh. I'm so mad\! Boy: Oh... ::wink:: Are you... You know. Girl: What? I can't just be mad because he broke up with me? Gosh... Boy: SO YOU ARE PMSing. Girl: ...No. Just shut up and go away. Boy: Gosh, don't get so mad just cause you're on your period.

Author: HiMySweetheart\pms http://pms.urbanup.com/4545099
24. (PMS) (57↑, 30↓)
A psychological condition that occurs a day or two before and/or during menstruation that anyone who's ever lived with a woman for longer than 2 months can confirm is not a myth. This is a serious phenomenon in which a woman will say things that can irreparably damage a relationship, treat their partner with a disrepect he (or she) hasn't earned, and estrange them from anyone who does not suffer from the condition.

It took me a year to figure out that the times my girlfriend was acting like a nut were the few days before she was on her rag. Now, she puts her period on the calendar, and I mark the two days prior as PMS times in which I make sure to hang out with my friends in another town. I don't try to argue with her during this time because I can't deal with the enormous logical fallacies that a woman suffering this condition produces. dude: ite i'm out. cya tomorrow. chick: you're going to fuck another woman aren't you. AREN'T YOU?\!? dude: yes, that makes sense. see you tomorrow.

25. (PMS) (122↑, 95↓)
Pissed at Men Syndrome

amagawd she's got PMS liek run for your lives\!\!1\!\!1\!\!\!

26. (PMS) (95↑, 69↓)
week before period, tickd off easily, sick feeling, cramps, puke, headaches, tickd off easily....and 2 all of u guys who put that its a horrible excuse to [bitch] or its just an excuse its NOT. yall wouldnt have the slightest clue about PMS and how it makes you feel its NOT an excuse [dumbasses]like yall would know....lmao...i wrote this and im on my period..but fo real tho.lol..it cant be helped...so shove it

Back the fuck up befo i show u [wdf] bitchen really is\!\! \<\<\< PMS

Author: WunLoveParis http://pms.urbanup.com/1461501
27. (PMS) (36↑, 11↓)
Most people believe it to mean Premenstrual Syndrome, however upon closer examination one will realize it is more closely translated as Present Menstrual Syndrome, as the symptoms carry on through the entire time a women is on her period.

Me: I have PMS. You: Wait, but your period already started. Me: Yes, I have Present Menstrual Syndrome. You: Oh. Fuck that.

Author: crzywildchick804 http://pms.urbanup.com/3119079
28. (PMS) (64↑, 41↓)
What guys try to use when they think another girl is being bitchy, but ends up sounding like a retarded jerk to other girls.

John: What is she, PMSing?\! GOD. Kate: John, what the hell... Jackie: You're so immature.

29. (pms) (88↑, 65↓)
"Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome" aka "Pardon My Sobbing", "Perpetual Munching Spree", "Pass my Sweatpants" .... The time of the month in which the female gets very moody, vicious, insane, psycho, bitchy...etc.

"Do you have anymore chocolate covered french fries? I'm pms'ing"

Author: ** Tracy ** http://pms.urbanup.com/1754999
30. (PMS) (231↑, 208↓)
P=Puny M=Men S=Suffer

Dude, watch out\! PMS\!

Author: Just some guy http://pms.urbanup.com/195865
31. (pms) (32↑, 10↓)
what guys refer to as the worst time of the month. but what i refer to it as, is the time of the month where men bitch and complain about not getting ass and blame everything on the woman. yes, woman are more irritable at this time, but guys need to look at it through the woman's perspective.

for the guys who can't imagine what it feels like: PMS is like having a raccoon scratch it's way out of your stomach, a toddler riding on your back all day, being force fed 20 pounds of rice, AND pulling paper out of your ass covered in blood every few hours. you try doing that and act like nothing's wrong.

Author: commonsensespeaking http://pms.urbanup.com/4125114
32. (pms) (48↑, 26↓)
The thing about pms, is women don't realize they are being bitchy. I don't even know, when I'm acting bitchy when I suffer from PMS. For those who say it's a fact that it doesn't exist, I don't know where you got that information, because it's a lie.

Women think they are being rational, when they are pmsing.

33. (PMS) (176↑, 155↓)
Pissy Mood Syndrome.

I have a severe case of pms and a shot gun.

34. (PMS) (80↑, 61↓)
A period (no fun intended) of time during every month, usually spanning between 5 days up to a week, where men are advised to spend their free time in pubs, clubs and other places of social congrigation, simply to avoid the "short fuse" and irrational behavior of his better half (unless he's gay).

Well, looks like it's time for more male bonding, my wife's PMSing

Author: Steve Milligan http://pms.urbanup.com/55473
35. (PMS) (85↑, 67↓)
Post Masturbation Shame. The feeling of guilt or depression often experienced by males following a frantic masturbation session.

\{Housemate Darren storms out of his bedroom past Mandy and Mark in the lounge room to have a smoke outside.\} Mandy: \{to Mark\} What's he (Darren) so grumpy about? Mark: Must be that time of the day. Mandy: Huh? Mark: It's his PMS. Mandy: \{Laughs\} Mark: I don't think you understand.

36. (PMS) (123↑, 106↓)
Periods Must Suck

OH NO\! We pissed her off while she is was in PMS\! NOW SHE'S GOING TO TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK\!

Author: Junkyardjimbo88 http://pms.urbanup.com/110842
37. (PMS) (31↑, 17↓)
PMS-premenstrual syndrome. notice: if a girl really got that psycho, they'd call it "Psycho monster syndrome". which they dont ur all insensitives dicks anyway... (pun intended)

Guy: Hey\! Girl: Hey\! Guy: i thought it was that time of the month again? Ur so.. happy? Girl: what, do i have to be a bitch when i PMS?

Author: jessicajaded http://pms.urbanup.com/3388218
38. (pms) (39↑, 27↓)
PMS (noun) Premenstrual Syndrome or PMS is a hormonal state that affects some (SOME\!) women and makes them more sensitive, bloated, angry, murderous and liable to need huge quantities of chocolate more than normally so. The condition lasts up to four weeks of every month. PMS may also possibly stand for Punish My Spouse, or Pissed-off,& Murderously Savage. There is some argument amongst scholars over the exact words that make this acronym.

Husbands in remote Kreplachistan still attend "Poosiwippauniversit aat" or "School for Husbands." It's as mandatory before a Kreplachi wedding as a prenup in Beverly Hills. It's considered as necessary to surviving a Kreplachi marriage as laying in a huge supply of 2-layer, deluxe boxes of the best chocolates for the two or more weeks a month of a Kreplachi wife's PMS. (Scientists postulate that a gene in the Kreplachi population is found on the X chromosome, and women, being XX, get two of them and thus have twice the normal amount of PMS as the general population of women around the world.) Potential husbands learn important skills like taking out the trash, mowing the lawn without prompting, cleaning up after the goats in the yard, running errands and putting down the toilet seat. "It is a difficult habit to break if your mother did not teach you, as a young boy, to do this," remarks Hayseed Fuzzlov, one of the students who hoped he would marry well as a result of his studies. "I always use the toilet with the seat down," confides the more savvy Fabian Goatchek. "My mother trained me well." It is said that the best brides will reject any proposal from a potential husband who doesn't possess the distinctive diploma, a whip crossed with a rolling pin tatooed on a tanned cat skin. "I wouldn't want a woman who didn't want me to have this schooling," remarks Igo Bonkers, a young man with a flourishing mustache, traditional in this mountainous land and useful for straining the bugs and leaves out of the strong Kreplachi tea "She would be a kind of a slut if she didn't." Unfortunately, after he uttered the Kreplachi word for "slut", three Amazons charged out of the bushes and clubbed him senseless with rolling pins. Such words are beneath the classically trained male students, and violations of the rules are judged harshly. Advanced studies in diaper changing, doing dishes without breakage, foot-rubbing and finding gainful employment are available for those who really are serious about a good marriage, and remedial courses are typically completely booked months in advanced. The final exam is said to be very tough: "They might ask you something difficult like 'Does this dress make me look fat' and you'd better have the right answer. You could die right on the spot if you get it wrong" Bonkers tells the reporter. Last year eight men didn't make it through the course. But even their mothers weren't terribly sorry. "They just didn't learn. Not that we didn't try." remarked one mother, whose late son was a notable dunce. "He deserved what he got."

Author: Ortlieb Gottschalk http://pms.urbanup.com/2504013
39. (pms) (218↑, 207↓)
the time when you should put a restraing order on your wife, move away, change your name, and come back when the army calls an all clear. if your a kid build a bomb shelter with enough food to last you sevel days. and prepare for ww3. if you have a g friend do all of the following buy her flowers every day and be her slave until it is clear then you might get laid.

your mom on her time of the mounth run for your life

40. (PMS) (24↑, 14↓)
Something men have all the time women once a month

every man i know has moodswings like they have pms

41. (PMS) (30↑, 20↓)
The time before, and during a women's menstrual cycle. It causes some women to become bloated, irritable,have severe cramps and mood swings. Most of the time eating chocolate helps. ^^' Btw women are not BITCHY during this time of the month. Their hormones are raging in their bodies causing different emotions to occur. It is NOT a reason for men to run away screaming.

meh. pms sucks.

42. (pms) (9↑, 0↓)
a curse on all women that kicks in every month. Guys act like women over-react, but they don't know the pain and suffering they go through\! guys, be nice to your girlfriend (or wife) when she is on her period.

great, im pms'ing

43. (PMS) (11↑, 3↓)
When your friend has major mood swings, from being excited and running around like a bumble bee, to sitting there with a grouchy look on her face saying she hates her life.

Me: Why don't we go do something today? Her: SURE\! Sounds great\! Her: Do i look okay? Me: Of course\! You look fine, lets go. Her: No, i dont want to, i look ugly, my nose is huge, and i have zits everywhere. Me: Really, you look fine, come on lets go. Her: STOP BEING SO PUSHY\! God just leave me alone\! Me: Just go take a Midol miss PMS, and lets go.

Author: mmhmyouknow. http://pms.urbanup.com/4661509
44. (PMS) (24↑, 17↓)
Pissy Man Syndrome, a very common affliction in boyfriends and husbands.

Girl 1: My boyfriend totally had a bf (bitch fit) when i asked for ice cream at the movies. Girl 2: He must have PMS

Author: Littlemissjune http://pms.urbanup.com/2961529
45. (PMS) (21↑, 14↓)
a time when you dont mess with a women in anyway. Seriously\!\!\!\! DONT. Or you will end up dead in a river with your penis cut off or shoved up your ass.

"Damn she must be PMSing." said billy boob "What did you say bitch\!?\!?\!" bloody mary "I didn't say anything." said billy boob "THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BITCH" said bloddy mary

46. (PMS) (9↑, 3↓)
Periodic Man Syndrome The act of a person (usually female, more common mildly in men) to once a month become very angry at everything, resembling the stereotypical view of men.

-Dude, you're being a dick.- -Oh... Sorry. Just some PMS.-

47. (PMS) (15↑, 9↓)
Pass My Sweatpants Pardon My Sobbing Present Me Sweets Paniced Men Screaming Presently Missing Sarcasism Pissing Me Seriously Pre Menstral Syndrome Pissy Man Syndrome

"CHOCOLATE\!" "Shit, she's PMSing."

48. (PMS) (29↑, 23↓)
PMS = Pre Menstrual Syndrome *A way to avoid PMS is to have PMS. Let me explain. To Avoid Pre Menstrual Syndrome (PMS) you should have Pre Marital Sex (PMS). And by the way.... Men are right about PMS, I am a complete Psycho Bitch when I have PMS\! And I think everyone around me when I'm PMSing suffers more than me\! Duh, it's not that bad for me, thats why they make [Midol]\! But I do have a correction, it's not just men us PMSing women get mad at, its any person or object that pisses us off for any reason.

My Shrink: Megan, what the fuck? your dad tells me you threw a computer out the window last week? Lets talk about it. Me: Yeah. I was PMSing. My Shrink:O. Nevermind then, that explains it all\!\!

Author: Blackthorn7861 http://pms.urbanup.com/2483073
49. (PMS) (10↑, 5↓)
Pissed at Men Syndrome

Boy: hey Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP\! Boy: wtf did i do? youre PMS-ing Girl: im sorry i love you\! Boy: i love you too Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH\!

50. (PMS) (15↑, 10↓)
Pre-menstrual syndrome Be afriad. Be very afraid

woman: i'm PMSing. men: Quick\!\! To the bomb shelter\!\!

Author: hippiechick13 http://pms.urbanup.com/4894124
51. (PMS) (11↑, 6↓)
1.The part of the worst time of month for a woman to go through during her period, where she has occasional mood wings and tends to be a tad irritable when communicating with people. 2.And the constant irritating excuses people use when a girl gets mad at them. (Even though she's not on her period or anywhere near it.)

Amanda: I hate you. Donny: What? Amanda: I love you. Donny: Wait, wait, wait, what happened to I hate you? Amanda: GET THE HELL OUT. Donny: What the hell, Amanda? Ms. Sally: God, your so stupid when it comes to a girl's feelings. Donny: Oh god...she's pms'ing. Ms. Sally: Donny, I'm 70. I don't have a period anymore. Donny: Oh...you were serious? Ms. Sally:-facepalm- Yes, child.

Author: thoughts\pms http://pms.urbanup.com/3794693
52. (pms) (25↑, 20↓)
i dont know why everyone is saying all this shit about pms\! its just before and during a girls menstruation week when she might get cravings, get bloated, get bitchy, have mood swings, cramps etc.

there are no examples of pms. its different for everyone.

53. (PMS) (8↑, 4↓)
Pissed at Men Syndrom

oh my god, she was PMSing so bad at school with guys\!

Author: wishitwouldhappen http://pms.urbanup.com/4890453
54. (PMS) (14↑, 12↓)
Parked Motorcycle Syndrome When you have not ridden your motorcycle in a long period of time, and are going through withdrawal. Usually occurs during the winter.

Guy: Man I wish I could go riding\! Other guy: I see you have PMS.

55. (PMS) (1↑, 0↓)
Pi ssed off at M ankind S yndrome. Occurs a little before or during a girl's period. It basically makes you feel like crap for anywhere from 2 to 5 days. Let me put it this way, if men had to deal with this, the international suicide rate would be a lot higher. It can causes any or many of the following symptoms: mood swings, low self esteem, headaches, cramps from Hell, bloating, snapiness, fatigue, muscle/joint aches, food cravings, heightened thirst, nausea, stomachaches, more frequent crying, insomnia, boob tenderness, acne break outs, or even nightmares. I don't suggest teasing your girlfriend while she's go through this. Girls may celebrate its completion with ice cream.

Jeez, PMS blows. This headache's been going on all day\! Dude, don't mess with Stacy right now, she's PMSing. She'll bite your head off\!

Author: The Wondering Wanderer http://pms.urbanup.com/6117458
56. (PMS) (11↑, 10↓)
Pre or Post-Midnight Snack: It is a humorous term intended to be confused with the scientific Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (the original PMS), especially when used by a male.

Mike: Man, my PMS was really delicious. Joe: What...? Mike: My Post-Midnight Snack. Joe: Wha-? Ohh. Phil: I think I'll have my PMS soon. Linda: Jerk\! Are you making fun of me? Phil: What? No\! I'm just gonna heat up my Pre-Midnight Snack\! Linda: Hahaha, that's... clever.

57. (PMS) (20↑, 19↓)
Also called: Pre Masacre Syndrome A time when it is legaly declared unsafe to be around a woman. Common symtoms of this syndrome are random decapitations of men, extra homework, more chores, ear aches, head aches, loss of spines particularly in men, a loss of reproductive organs (also widely in men), and general HELL\!

Innocent bystander 1: Wha..What is it? Innocent bystandar 2: I don't know. Woman infected with PMS roars and breathes fire Bystandars are torched, and then run, with multipul explosions in the background.

Author: Uknowthename http://pms.urbanup.com/3197416
58. (PMS) (16↑, 15↓)
PMS P = Punish M = Men S = Severly

She has PMS, so get the hell outta the way or die\!\!

59. (PMS) (0↑, 0↓)
Pissed-at-men syndrome. This woman has obviously been pissed off by some boyfriend, so stay out of her way.

She's got some serious PMS issues. Stay away from that girl, she has PMS.

60. (PMS) (0↑, 0↓)
to : Place My Shit

Kenny- I hate you Sameer- I hate you more Kenny- I hate you the most Sameer- Oh yeah, I will PMS on your lawn Kenny-..... Kenny- Ho Shit You Win :) Sameer- sss

Author: KendrickHaug http://pms.urbanup.com/6074129
61. (PMS) (4↑, 4↓)
The act of getting high and eating everything in sightt, until you realize that your stomach cannot hold anymore food and that you are about to gag

Dude, i got super stoned and ate everything in te fridge, Im suffereing from PMS (Post Munchie Sydrone) and i have to take a major sh*t

62. (PMS) (2↑, 2↓)
The Payton Murphy Syndrome, or PMS, is most commonly associated with the personality of a pscho bitch, although much more severe. Someone who has this horrible syndrome usually cannot keep a functioning friendship for more than a month. She(or he) has a slight hunchback and enjoys wearing hideous plaid outfits. This so called human being enjoys bullying and tormenting others. For example, he or she might cut there best friend's hair for no apparent reason and without their consent. This sick person could quite possibly have multiple genitalia and that could be the cause for the mental actions and thoughts. Unfortunatley, this syndrome has no known cure so the best way to handle this would be to either push them down the stairs, or admit to a mental institution.

That girl is crazy\! She must have PMS.

Author: lalalover1423 http://pms.urbanup.com/5728789
63. (PMS) (1↑, 1↓)
Pass My Sweatpants. from the t.v. series "Nick Swardsons pretend time"

i have i severe case of PMS.

Author: YOURMOTHER15438268 http://pms.urbanup.com/5384842
64. (PMS) (5↑, 5↓)
Pissy Male Syndrome is an epidemic. It's sweeping this nation and soon, the world. It's your guy's "time of the month". He gets pissy and short with you during 1 week of the month. It's becoming more and more common, so beware: there is no cure or treatment\!

His PMS is worse than MINE\!\!

Author: GodandJesus http://pms.urbanup.com/5349489
65. (PMS) (6↑, 5↓)
Poor Mans Syndrome symptons are anxiety, loss of appetite, sad face, anger, short temper, upset stomach, shaking, mood swings. this normally may occur at end of month while waiting to 1st or 3rd of month for check. may also happen within a two week period while waiting for payday. this is common in most urban areas and may last anywhere from 1 to 7 days. there is a cure for PMS, all symptoms subside when money is available.

man, i cant wait for the 1st to roll around, this PMS is killing me. once i get a real good job, no more poor mans syndrome.

66. (PMS) (2↑, 2↓)
When a women expresses her emotions from her vag. Usually at an innocent man.

Tod: Honey, I bought a Benz\! Do you like it? Psm'er: Fuck you\! (PMS talking) Tod:What time? ;)

Author: Cop\#14fromthedarkknight http://pms.urbanup.com/4968832
67. (PMS) (14↑, 14↓)
Satan's plan to take over the world by possessing women bodies once every month to bring pain and chaos to mankind, specially men

Dude, my gf has been pissing me off all god damn day, must have PMS

68. (PMS) (84↑, 84↓)
A time when all men should proceed immediately to the bar

'Dude, that girls pmsing, get in the car quick\!' 'Whatcha doin' here?' 'My wife is PMSing and...Oh shit take over I think that bitch is coming' *all men haul ass to nearest exit while PMSing women storms into room*

69. (pms) (6↑, 7↓)
Acronym used not only to describe a woman's premenstrual symptoms, but to readily fill in either the initials of some one you hate followed by the word sucks, or "pissed at men syndrome".

1) Ugh, it's that time of the month. My pms is killing me. 2) That bitch Payton Murphy is a psycho. PMS. 3) Dude, that girl hates everything with a dick, she must have pms.

70. (pms) (3↑, 4↓)
Pre Mesnstrual Syndrome or PMT - Pre menstrual Tension. A group of symptoms from irrational thoughts, mood swings, extreme tiredness, food cravings, extreme fluctuations in libido from very high to non existant, sufferes can become highly strung - angry, weepy, antisocial.

They may have an aversion to light. Some women experience terrible abdominal cramps, breast pain and migraine headaches - either one or all of these. PMS is not fun and has been the cause of many a relationship and family breakdown. Women can suffer this from the first period until menopause, some women are affected after giving birth and others in their 30's. PMS or the extreme version PMDD has led some women to having a full hysterectomy in order to be free of their symptoms. Addressing the symptoms early through diet and herbs specifically for the female reproductive system can be the answer and has been for many women. The book [PMT-Reversing The Curse] outlines how to do this in a simple, readable and easy to folllow plan.

Author: Womensherbs http://pms.urbanup.com/5687294
71. (PMS) (1↑, 2↓)
A time of the month just before a girl's period where she's either really horny or really angry.

Girl: Let's get it o....get away from me, douchebag\!" Boy: Damn you, PMS.

Author: Anonymous Teen Girl http://pms.urbanup.com/5546623
72. (PMS) (2↑, 3↓)
Poopy meany syndrome. Can be misinterpreted as: Pre-Menstrual Syndrome.

Person 1: You're ugly. Person 2: Someone's suffering from PMS.

73. (PMS) (3↑, 4↓)
A time of the month where guys need to back the hell off and girls are capable of ANYTHING. A good piece of advice is to buy 2 dozen flowers everyday and smile when she throws them at you. If she crawls in her bed and cusses you out and tells you to leave her the fuck alone, if you don't want to be sterile for the rest of your life, however short it may be, leave her alone.

Guy: God, this PMS stuff is really annoying. Girl: Do you want to know how I feel? (Pulls out a very large knife.) Guy: I think this is when I go run, buy you chocolate, come back, and get the hell out.

74. (PMS) (3↑, 4↓)
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. A time of the month you should stay away from all females. Also known as; Pretty Much Stress.

Oh my god she has PMS\! Watch out, she'll mutate\! HOLYFUCKINGSHIT\!

Author: VampyricWolf http://pms.urbanup.com/5346784
75. (PMS) (4↑, 5↓)
1) Women: Pre-menstral syndrome 2) Men: Pre-maturity syndrome Both cases can cause extreme irritation to the opposite gender, and are often to blame for disagreements between a male and female.

1) Dude\! It must be her time of month, she's got a severe case of PMS\! 2) Susan: Just ignore him, Tanya. He's just got a case of male PMS. Tanya: What's that? Susan: Pre-maturity Syndrome :D

Author: zebra_cakes http://pms.urbanup.com/4094846
76. (pms) (12↑, 13↓)
Permissible Man Slaughter You know, and if you don't know you're probably an ignorant man like the rest of us wish we were.

Dude my girlfriend's awesome except for each month when she gets her license for pms.

Author: floccinaucinihilipilification http://pms.urbanup.com/2934956
77. (PMS) (0↑, 2↓)
Period Mood Swings. When your wife is on her period, and has intense period mood swings, stay at your friend's house for a week or so.

Example 1: Boy1: Dude, your wife is out of her mind. Boy2: Yeah man.. can I stay at your place for a while? Don't wanna get screamed at for sitting on her side of the couch again. Example 2: Woman with PMS: I love you\! I'm tired. STOP DOING THAT\! I'm hungry. I'm so sad. Wanna watch a movie? Honey, I'm not in the mood.

78. (PMS) (3↑, 5↓)
Stands for pre-marital sex 2 people having sex before marriage

"Dude. Have sex with her." "No, man. I'm against PMS."

79. (PMS) (2↑, 4↓)
P issed at M en S yndrome

"'Hi\! How are you?" "FUCK OFF\!\!\!\!\!" "I'm PMS-ing." "no way\! Me too\!" "Omigosh\! Flow sisters\!"

Author: ngvjdsfnsivnw http://pms.urbanup.com/4960093
80. (PMS) (21↑, 23↓)
You all have it all wrong...PMS only stands for one thing...Putting up with Mens Shit...and thats a 24/7 thing...and this true definition that is a year round event\!

Girl, my man is being a pain again...and he doesnt understand why I get mad and freak out on him about it...and now I have PMS...AGAIN\!\!

Author: hammergirl001 http://pms.urbanup.com/2809754
81. (PMS) (1↑, 4↓)
PMS stands for Post Mevec Syndrome. It is a phase when you think you don't have to shower or be generally cleanly also known as puberty. Usually happens between fifth and eighth grade, MAY LAST ENTIRE LIFE. Symptoms are not bathing daily, refusing to wear deo for you B.O, looking grimey, acting like a spaz, freak, sketchball, or complete and utter weirdo

Girl 1: Eww that girl has really greasy hair Girl 2: Shes going through that PMS phase Girl 1: Grody, let's make fun of her\!

Author: roykill1991 http://pms.urbanup.com/4966070
82. (PMS) (3↑, 6↓)
The seemingly supernatural phenomenon which occurs monthly (like the full moon), in which women are possessed by an angry spirit that seeks to make men's lives a mystery. This can refer to premenstrual stress, post menstrual stress, or just present menstrual stress.

"Better watch out, she's [PMSing]\!" "Wasn't her period last week though?" "It's post menstrual stress."

83. (PMS) (4↑, 7↓)
PMS = Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

OH NO\! She has PMS\! RUUUUUUN\!\!\!\!

Author: Your pseudonym is now mine http://pms.urbanup.com/4232809
84. (PMS) (3↑, 6↓)
Pink Muffin Soldiers. A gang of hard-core females whose first set started in the Chicagoland area but is also known on the West Coast. They run the blokk and represent where ever necessary. Pink Muffins ride under the 5 point star and are stone folk killas

Don't fuck w/ that girl, cos she down with PMS and her girls will come through and fukk you and your momma up

Author: Miss Rain Ladi http://pms.urbanup.com/4000050
85. (pms) (26↑, 29↓)
Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

86. (PMS) (15↑, 18↓)
The mythological belief that before menstruation women all act exactly alike (i.e. all women become evil or irrational). The myth has its roots in reality. Prior to menstruation women may have mood changes due to hormonal imbalance and in reaction to physical discomfort. The myth that all women become other-worldly beings is a result of inherent sexism within society and the male of the species' jealousy of the female's ability to give birth.

Woman: "I am a monster." Man: "You must be PMSing."

87. (PMS) (8↑, 11↓)
Everybody knows what it means for a woman, but for men PMS means Pack My Suitcase.

Woman: What? You haven’t done that yet \!\!\! Man: Hey, cool down, you ask me 2 minutes ago Woman: You are so irresponsible Woman: Do you love me at all ? Man: All right, I know which week we are now, it's PMS week, time to Pack My Suitcase.

88. (pms) (29↑, 32↓)
Special time of the month that gives a woman strength of an ox, the stability of a one-legged stool, and the scream of a banshee. basically mans worst nightmare.

when shes pmsing you better stay away

89. (PMS) (4↑, 8↓)
A 3-letter excuse for a woman to act like a total bitch, even if they've passed menopause.

Dan: Why are you being such a bitch? Ash: It's my time of the month\! Dan: But you're a guy. Another victim of PMS.

Author: whaaaaaaaaaat http://pms.urbanup.com/4330713
90. (PMS) (2↑, 6↓)
Penis Mangina State the act of tucking your wiener inbetween your ass cheeks for a state of dominance, normally done during or after sex. when this state is assumed you must slap the shaft of your penis and yell with brute force

*tucks wiener between ass cheeks* "AGH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! time for pms\!"

Author: Does it matter?????? http://pms.urbanup.com/3859426
91. (PMs) (32↑, 36↓)
On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.

Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.

92. (pms) (42↑, 46↓)
period mood swings when girls have there periods and get all moody

that girl is deffanatly pmsing

93. (PMS) (43↑, 47↓)
Former Medical Term, abbreviation for "Premenstrual Syndrome". A mysogynist term for the combination of a)hormonal changes a woman undergoes that prepare her to menstruate and b) the exhaustion caused by women not taking care of themselves at this time. Often used to exonerate another person of guilt for wrongs they have done to the involved woman by minimising her reactions.

Bill: Jude, why's June crying? Jude: Oh, I just said her cooking sucks and she needs to clean the house more often. She started crying and yelling about being unappreciated. Bill: Oh, sounds like she's got PMS. Jude: You got it, Bill.

Author: InaGoddessEye http://pms.urbanup.com/967515
94. (PMS) (45↑, 49↓)
pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs

at PMS we got 6 periods a day

95. (PMS) (2↑, 7↓)
an anagram for Positive Mind Set

wow suzie way to demonstrate PMS

96. (PMS) (1↑, 6↓)
stands for Pissy Man Sydrome (in men) refers to a man's "time of the month" or can be used whenever a guy is just being plain pissy\!

joe: hey man, wanna go grab some beers with me and ben? sam: you idiot\!\! it's "ben and me" not "me and ben" frakin fag\!\!\! ben: what's his problem? joe: oh nothin, he's just got PMS... it'll pass..

Author: BlueEyedNerd http://pms.urbanup.com/4200294
97. (PMS) (6↑, 11↓)
The worst time of the month for a man, similar to hell or slow bloody death. During a woman's pms, she becomes a beast, not as bad as the devil but pretty damn close. Not the best time to ask for [sex], or do much of anything involving your girlfriend. In other words, leave her the fuck alone\! Women are also known to pull out concealed weapons in pms *Pms stands for pre menstrual syndrome or pass me the shotgun Signs of pms are •[Bitchyness] •uncontrolable anger in a woman •Demented mood swings •threats of murder or suicide •sudden growth of a tail and horns *girls say its a hard time for them, but thats no reason to take out your anger and concealed weapons on us men. We're trying to help (unless we're not)

Girl-i hate you\! Boy- what the fuck did i do? Girl- oh my god i fuckin love you\!\!\! Boy- WHAT??? Girl- (pulls out a pistol) Get the fuck out of my fuckin house you fuckin pervert\!\!\! Boy- oh shit, its [that time of the month]. I hate PMS

Author: Da fat rat wit da cheese http://pms.urbanup.com/4119655
98. (PMS) (1↑, 6↓)
Play(ing) Maple Story usually with an [irl] /[oti] friend. Not to be mistaken with PSMS (private server maple story)

[OMG] Do you wanna PMS with me?\! [OMG] Ya let's [pq] in Bera that's where all the cool people PMS.

Author: Manba Decora Ganguro Para-Para http://pms.urbanup.com/3882328
99. (pms) (6↑, 11↓)
prehistoric monster stage (that time of the month for women)

holy $%&*\@ watch out she has pms

100. (PMS) (3↑, 8↓)
Nick Photiadis

Dude I was acting totally like Nick Photiadus yesterday, I just needed to take some Mitol and chill out. Its like I was a woman who was PMSing or something.

101. (PMS) (2↑, 7↓)
Pure Musical Sacrilege

generic concert goer: I hate this band. generic concert goer 2: It's PMS\!

Author: woop woop woop fish sisshiss http://pms.urbanup.com/3221904
102. (pms) (5↑, 10↓)
pms stands for pissy male syndrome. as developed by me.

girl: hey\! boy: get away from me\! god your so annoying\! what do you follow me\! (and so on) girl: geez...he must be on pms. he IS awfully pissy, that must be it.

Author: Puppy/Charlie http://pms.urbanup.com/3002802
103. (PMS) (14↑, 19↓)
Prehistoric Monster Syndrome What causes women to turn into rabid feral beasts once a month.

Joe: Hey Sandy: Hi honey\! Joe: Make me a sandwich. Sandy:Grrr PMS\! Sandy turns into feral monster. Sandy rips Joe's arms off and beats him with them.

Author: politicaljargan http://pms.urbanup.com/2823037
104. (PMS) (10↑, 15↓)
PMS, contrary to what many of the definitions on here state, actually stands for Partial Marine Survey. It refers to when a small group of boats survey a section of the ocean no larger then 5km. It generally takes place once a month and some mariners call it the most fun you can have in a boat.

Marine \#1: Its PMS time\! Marine \#2: Arrr\! I love me PMS

Author: Seaman Staines http://pms.urbanup.com/2443038
105. (pms) (4↑, 9↓)
Playing Maple Story usually only used by gaywads

omg, bryan ho (the gaywad) is pmsing

106. (PMS) (66↑, 71↓)
some thing girls have because their uterus is screaming at thier brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby. and it makes them angry.

DOOD\!\!\! that chick is PMSing really bad better stay away.

Author: Fredrica Hief http://pms.urbanup.com/1244022
107. (PMS) (49↑, 54↓)
PUTTING up with MEN'S SHIT (feminine) PACK MY SHIT (masculine)

No example necessary.

Author: Aunt/Aunteater http://pms.urbanup.com/425933
108. (PMS) (1↑, 7↓)
Angry and confused SMS sent by a girlfriend

I can't take it anymore, my girlfriend keeps sending me PMS on my cellphone

109. (PMS) (3↑, 9↓)
If you're reading this, then I didn't make it. This is my only way to speak to the public about this transformation of a girl to a beast. Once you confront someone with PMS, you can't turn your back. Major moodswings (one minute: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH\!" another minute: "I really love you\!"), and annoyance and that stuff. Again, if you're reading this, I didn't make it out of the wrath of PMS. (Oh, and I think PMS stands for "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome"

If you confront someone with PMS, I wish you a very good luck.

110. (pms) (4↑, 10↓)
P.M.S. is an acronym of 'Pussywhipped Mens Society' The acronym is used when a friend wants to tell you shrewdly that you have lost your manhood, and are now the bitch in the relationship. This is usually said after you have either had to do a long list of things for your girlfriend, or have bought them an unnessecarily expensive gift. It is usually very difficult to distinguish from the the classic term 'pms' but when it is noticed, it has the premium effect

Jim: Jenns been bitching at me for months, and now she says i have to go to cooking classes or 'no sex until further notice' Steve: dude, dont come complaining to me, its PMS. You let it control you Jim: Screw you

111. (PMS) (0↑, 6↓)
Pandora's Mighty Soldiers (formerly known as Psychotic Man Slayerz) is widely known as PMS. PMS is a clan of women gamers formed at the launch of [Xbox Live] in 2002. Its an international organization, with members in the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, Japan, and more. These girls compete at video game tournaments, demonstrate new game titles for their sponsors, represent women gamers at conventions, and create a safe and fun environment for other women gamers online. PMS was co-founded by Athena, Athena Twin, FragettyAnn, WildThang, Blues, and Cella. This clan is not to be confused with the previous PMS clan from Quake 3 (Psycho Men Slayers).

"PMS just owned me on Halo 2\!"

112. (PMS) (22↑, 28↓)
Pretty Moody Shit.

Girl- \!\@\#$%\!\#$%?\! Guy- Woman, you must be having PMS.

113. (pms) (25↑, 31↓)
Psychotic Male Syndrome for when guys go through their "time of the month". trust me, it happens.

girl: hey whats up? guy: get the fuck away from me. girl: damn must be pms.

Author: xo alwaysbeLIEve http://pms.urbanup.com/2053162
114. (PMS) (2↑, 9↓)
Mad cow disease was already taken so they called it pms instead...

Person1:i think my girlfriend may have PMS Person2:DIVE FOR COVER

Author: dead man dying http://pms.urbanup.com/3889326
115. (PMS) (117↑, 124↓)
The time between when a woman ovulates and the first days of her menstrual period. A socially constructed phenomenon used by women everywhere as an excuse to bitch\! The excrutiating menstrual pain caused by uterine muscles contracting is very real. Mood swings, bitchy-ness etc are not\!\!

PMS DOESN'T MAKE YOU BITCHY, YOU MAKE YOURSELF BITCHY. IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD. and no, I'm not PMSing.

116. (PMS) (37↑, 44↓)
The reason why a girl is in a really bad mood or upset. \<\<\< guy's definition and it's WRONG\!\!\!

Girl: Shut up Mike, why do you have to be such a dick? Mike: Do you have PMS or something? Girl: Dammit\! Forget i even asked\! Mike: It's PMS isn't it? Girl: No you fucking loser\!

Author: mysterious_writa http://pms.urbanup.com/836938
117. (PMS) (1↑, 9↓)
Also known as Payton Murphy Syndrome, a very rare syndrome in which a person, male or female, has extreme self confidence issues, and there for causes emotional damage in others around them. The affected person will reel in a "friend", using their "hard times" and "lack of self-esteem" to cause their "friend" to pity them. Once becoming best friends, payton murphy syndrome kicks into stage two, where the affected person completely turns on their best friend, because the best friend has empowered them unknowingly. He or she will claim to be more mature, and completely rip their best friend apart, not remember why the became friends in the first place. They think they are high and mighty. After blowing up all their friendships, the affected person will realize what they have done, and try to crawl back to his or her friends. The cycle begins all over again.

Sarah has pms, she got all high and mighty and kicked me to the curb. I bet she'll come crawling back, it happens everytime.

Author: thereisalight http://pms.urbanup.com/5728898
118. (PMS) (3↑, 11↓)
An excuse girls use to be angry at guys with no consequence whatsoever.

Day 1 Girl: -PUNCH- Guy: wtf was that for? Girl: PMS dumbass hahhahaa Guy: ugh... Day 10 Girl: -PUNCH AGAIN- Guy: WTF you ALREADY HAD PMS THIS MONTH Girl: That was PRE menstrual now it's POST menstrual roflrofl Guy: OMFG TITS OF GTFO

Author: beat up boy http://pms.urbanup.com/3950206
119. (PMS) (16↑, 24↓)
The time of month before a woman has her period. During this time the woman goes insane. She has bitch fits and mood swings all day.

Girl: Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight? Guy: Yea, meet me at my place around 11 Girl: WTF\! You are not getting near my pussy\! Guy: You just said... Girl: Go suck your own dick ^^This girl has PMS

120. (PMS) (3↑, 12↓)
Pre-Match Shit. The act of taking a huge dump before you go out to wrestle in a competition. This can be due to nerves, being over-weight and need to lose weight fast, or a number of other things.

Coach: Alright boys lets get ready to kick some ass. Wrestler: Hold on im in the bathroom having PMS. Coach: Wtf? Wrestler: Pre-match shit, dumbass\!

Author: PaWrestler125 http://pms.urbanup.com/3528584
121. (PMS) (13↑, 22↓)
Pre-Menstural syndrome (A.K.A - Period). _________________ A time in the month when a woman gets super human strength, moodswings and becomes extremely cranky and annoying. If you have a girlfriend and suddenly she becomes extremely annoying and angry at you when you did nothing wrong at all, that must mean shes going through a PMS. If she is having a period, prepare for her to become an insensitive piece of shit that annoys you until your head explodes, and the worst of it is that you will have to forgive her about that because shes having a goddam period.

Kyle is chatting with Abbey over the messenger: Kyle: Hey abbey what's up? Abbey: STFU loser\! I've had it with you, ya' pain in the ass\!\!\! Kyle: PMS..? Abbey: Yeah.. I'm sorry.. I love u 'kay? Kyle: -runs away-

122. (pms) (27↑, 36↓)
1. Permisable Man Slaughter 2. Putting up with Men's Shit 3. Pissing of My Spouse.

The reason of the death of her husband was pms.

123. (PMS) (6↑, 16↓)
Punish Men Severly\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Girl: NAG NAG NAG, BITCH BITCH BITCH Man: OH NO\!\! PMS\!\! RUN AWAY\!\!\!\! *jumps behind a bush*

Author: NightWolfe121 http://pms.urbanup.com/2811559
124. (PMS) (5↑, 15↓)
PMS = Pack Mule Syndrome

PMS = Pack Mule Syndrome Pack Mule Syndrome is a condition that comes from shopping with your wife or girl friend and you get to carry all the crap they buy\!

125. (PMS) (32↑, 42↓)
1. sucky moodswings 2. hell for the guys 3. pissiness 4. bitchiness

She broke up with you? She must be PMS-ing\!

Author: its a secret\! http://pms.urbanup.com/641962
126. (pms) (49↑, 60↓)
Most people use PMS as a scapegoat to act like a total bitch, PMS really means portable missle system, something of mass destruction. The mas destruction got linked to pre menstural sydrome so thats how PMS came to be used as it is today

*guy*-Holly shit she's got pms\!\!\!\! *guy 2*-Damn it she's gonna destroy the house *Girl with pms*-I'm outta damm, where the hell can i reload.:-D

127. (PMS) (8↑, 20↓)
permanent man shit\! the illness that ALL male humans are born with that cause them to be dick heads and complete ass holes and know nothing sypmtoms are: -arguing over something when wrong -being loud and obnoxious -thinking that guys have control over girls when its the other way around -thinking that no one will ever find out that your with more than one girl at once -attempting to prove themselves right after losing an arguement side effects may include: -loss of respect from most of female population -attraction of whores and sluts -thinking they can do anything and get away with it -thought that entire female population is attracted when they are honestly discusted NOTICE: few males live past it without severe injury

that man wont stop being an ass. he must have PMS

128. (PMS) (12↑, 24↓)
A woman's excuse for acting like a bitch, but an insult when accusing them for having it. During these times where they become Ultra Bitch, they will: consume random things and people, eyes will turn blood red, mouths will foam, talons will grow, show their hatred for man, and wreak havoc for the sake of 'they can' because it is considered an excuse. Women will scream, growl, snarl, bark and possibly devour you whole, and say "sorry I have PMS" afterwards. CAUTION: Stay away from all women with PMS, if you hear a growl... run. Run as far as you can.

guy: "Hey wassup?" girl: *ROOOOOAAAR* guy: "Oh God\! She's infected\!" girl: *chases boy and eats him whole* guy: *dead* girl: "I'm f*^%ing sorry I have PMS"

129. (PMS) (4↑, 16↓)
prehistoric montster syndrome

grrl w/ pms: rar\! guy: deh

130. (Pms) (7↑, 19↓)
Verb, (PEE-em-ess) A verb used to describe the action when a female or, rarely, a male is using very annoying and emotional arguments in a debate. This is usually the cause of the person suffering from the effects of the mesntrual cycle.

Oh my god, Vivian was totally pmsing me today. She kept screaming that abortion was "wrong" and "evil".

131. (pms) (15↑, 27↓)
Puttin up with Mens Shit

i think that explains everything that causes pms.

132. (pms) (21↑, 33↓)
Pathetic Men Syndrome

PMSing Woman: I suffer from PMS, Pathetic men sydrome. Man, Me too\! PMSing Woman: *Slaps*

133. (PMS) (2↑, 15↓)
PMS is the time of the month when you have no other choice than having anal sex with your wife.

She: God damn it, I have my PMS He: No matter what, you'll get this one in your [chocobox]

Author: Phil-ze-vibe http://pms.urbanup.com/3010726
134. (PMS) (4↑, 17↓)
to a man: "Pack My Shit"

My woman's PMSing- It's time to Pack My Shit.

135. (PMS) (4↑, 19↓)
Please Make a Shit. When you've got to go really badly you have PMS

That burrito gave me PMS

136. (PMS) (12↑, 27↓)
When a girl gets pissed off for no reason. Can occur at any time once a month, and lasts from 2 days to a week. It should also be noted that it was named PMS(Pre Menstrual Syndrome) because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

guy 1: hey hows your GF? guy 2: That bitch broke up with me in a fight about some useless shit\! guy 1: Was she PMSin? guy 2: ya guy 1: no wonder

137. (PMS) (11↑, 26↓)
Penis muscle spasm. A random and unexplainable erection.

I was just walking and started PMSing.....so i belt tucked it.

138. (pms) (47↑, 63↓)
you dont wanna know.... lets say somethings are better left unsaid.. Pre mentrile syndrom aka MANS WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE\!

Its that time of the month again\!\!\! Julia is pms-ing run for your fucking life before she rips your head off and feeds it to the dogs\!

Author: Mark the pimp http://pms.urbanup.com/916974
139. (pms) (41↑, 57↓)
acronym for pre-menstrual syndrome. characterized by extreme anger and aggressiveness. many girls like to use this as an excuse to be an asshole. i mean, come on, i dont have to see used pads or tampons to know that a girl physically cannot menstruate most every day.

while i understand that girls could be feeling shitty about menstrual cramps, and i understand that pms is a real thing, i think only a fucked up whore uses pms as an excuse for bitching.

140. (PMS) (8↑, 25↓)
Permanent Munchies Syndrome

Man, I've smoked so much pot, I think I have PMS.

141. (PMS) (19↑, 36↓)
Pre Marital Sex. The best kind. Also achievable by avoiding matrimony alltogether. Not a bad idea.

Fuck, I need some PMS\!

142. (pms) (8↑, 26↓)
a short way to say palmetto middle school duh......lol

so what school do u go 2? pms.

143. (pms) (18↑, 36↓)
When A girl Is pissed off doesnt have to be her time of month or when a man is acting the same way

damn that boy is Pmsing like anything.Being all rude and prissy

Author: SexShi MAmi http://pms.urbanup.com/592338
144. (PMS) (16↑, 34↓)
1 the very tense/pissy/ureasonable attitude a girl gets either before and/or during her period 2 an excuse for guys to ask a girl if theyve really pissed her off

hab:*yells at josh for being a bitch* josh:hannah r u PMSing???

145. (PMS) (4↑, 23↓)
the time of once a month when you piss of the vagina not the women then just as the vagina is pissed off it alos in returns ittitates the women therefore makin her pissed off and wanting to rip you'r hed off

Men beware of the raging vagina A.K.A PMS

146. (PMS) (0↑, 19↓)
Psychiatric Mental Society

ya Im the president of PMS fuckers\!\!\!

147. (PMS) (19↑, 38↓)
Short for Pointless Map Series. Original Founders : donwano, DrunkenWrestler, and Sakura_RPG

PMS 24/7 in channel Custom Maps West

148. (PMS) (15↑, 34↓)
To take out the anger caused by mother nature on the ones who love you.

Laura Wong....if you're reading this I less than three you\!

Author: Leon Phelps http://pms.urbanup.com/820659
149. (PMS) (11↑, 32↓)
When a woman turns into a fucking crazy bitch that men will never understand. Also when a woman shows her true personality . At this time women will have an extremely bloody toilet.

This is what happens when a bitch is having her PMS period. Girl: Fuck off you cunt\! I hate you now\! Boy:What the fuck is wrong with you? Girl: It's all you you CUNT\! Boy: What the fuck bitch? Girl: I'm dumping YOU\! Boy: NO bitch I dump YOU\! one week later Girl: I'm sorry for what I did... fuck me Boy: Fuck off you dumb bitch, you ain't a shit.

150. (PMS) (3↑, 24↓)
Also known as Scystorm pissed off

Woah, Scy is PMSing again is he?

Author: Chris J Pisarczyk http://pms.urbanup.com/1227541
151. (PMS) (4↑, 26↓)
The pain a woman suffers for not becoming pregnant when she should have

She. Gaud, I’m suffering again from PMS. He. Ah, serves you right for not getting pregnant, not enough sex a fortnight ago.

Author: dave aaroon http://pms.urbanup.com/2810473
152. (PMS) (13↑, 35↓)
an acronym for Pissy Mood Syndrome.

Dude, Gabrielle is totally going through PMS. Stay away from her.

153. (PMS) (7↑, 30↓)
A condition that women make up, as excuse for being a total bitch once a month

I've got PMS, don't upset me for 3 days. fuck off, im going down the pub.

154. (PMS) (10↑, 33↓)
Pre-Menstrual Sushi: Un-cooked red [snapper] rolled in toliet paper, wrapped with a cotton string for easy serving-Best when eaten on a Summers eve.

That Japanese restaraunt had great egg-rolls- But the PMS (Pre-Menstrual Sushi) and Wasabe sauce had the perfect mix of flavor and texture. Can I get a doggy bag?

155. (PMS) (33↑, 57↓)
Mad Cow Disease.

The cows died of PMS.

156. (PMS) (17↑, 42↓)
Pissy Mood Syndrome

HE is PMSing

157. (PMS) (15↑, 45↓)
A poorly defigned set of "symptoms" that women "experiance" durring or near their menstral cycle. It has been proven however that women do not experiance more "symptoms" during their period than when they are not on their period, however when a women has her period and experiances these "symptoms" she and others often will blame it on the period. In other cultures periods are ofent viewed in a veriety of ways that are better or worse than the misconseption here in western culture. but overall PMS is a myth that continues to exist because of womens hypersensitivity to any ailments they feel when on their period. it is also suggested that negitive mind over matter may play a role as well. about the only thing thats been proven to be a symptom of PMS is getting cramps, and not all women get bad cramps either.

"women never belive that PMS is a myth no matter how much evidence you put infront of them, its like they WANT to have PMS" Girl:oh god having PMS sucks\! i hate head aches" Rationalist:Youve been having migrains all through this month\! quit blamming this stuff on your period Girl: oh jees i dont want to go on a date that week it's my period, ill get a head ache\! Rationalist:You sure as hell will with that attitude

Author: Autumn Rosette http://pms.urbanup.com/2086645
158. (PMS) (10↑, 40↓)
Permanent menstrual syndrome

My girl is such a bitch, she suffers from PMS.

Author: Juana Phuck http://pms.urbanup.com/1612959
159. (PMS) (51↑, 86↓)
the biggest conspiracy ever

Bob: my girlfriend is PMSing, can i come over? Ian: don't fall for that shit, she is just being a bitch. slap her across the face and tell her to knock it off.

160. (pms) (13↑, 52↓)
Something girls make up, to excuse their lack of self-control. A load of bull. (And, yes, I'm a girl. I know what a period is, and it's nothing to irritate guys with. Jesus.)

Girl: God, I love you\! Guy: Love you, too, babe. Girl: UGH, you're so insensitive\! Guy: ... Girl: Sorry, it's stupid PMS. Guy: Give me a break.

Author: NightOwlsAreBetter http://pms.urbanup.com/1953188
161. (PMS) (26↑, 68↓)
Private Masturbating Session for women.

Don't come in, im having a PMS\!

162. (PMS) (15↑, 67↓)
(n)Time of the year where girls go chaotic (v) Get pissed off

1.) Sally can't swim due to her PMS 2.) OMG ur PMSing Sally

163. (PMS) (82↑, 151↓)
(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you\! (2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch. (3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive\! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes. Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE\!\! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being \!\! knock some sense into them\! :D

Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it\!

164. (PMS) (22↑, 103↓)
Another common misconception. PMS does NOT exist. There have like. Actually been studies. A woman's hormones are not going crazy when she's on her period.

Girl: You're an idiot\! Boy: Lolz r u PMSin? Girl: ...You're an idiot\!

Author: More Awesome Than Thou http://pms.urbanup.com/1538499
165. (pms) (25↑, 113↓)
Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife. Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

Author: best definitions ever http://pms.urbanup.com/1889372
166. (PMS) (28↑, 124↓)
pissy mood syndrome

yu gi oh rules

167. (PMS) (16↑, 153↓)
Pot money and sex P-When you have pot in your pocket M-When you got money in your wallett S-When you got two bitches on each side of you

Yo Nigga We Got PMS Up In Da W.P.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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